Bufurd's Gate - How and When It May Be Entered

Whether the gaseous clouds lifting from the bowels of the dump are caused by extra terrestrial life forms or just from Bubba's ass is irrelevant from our perspective. However, its arrival is joyously very significant to us at "Garbage's Gate." The joy is that our Older Member in the Excretionary Level Above White Trash (the "Kingdom of Garbage") has made it clear to us that the gaseous clouds release is the "marker" we've been waiting for -- the time for the arrival of the '65 KingCraft Mobile Home from the Level Above White Trash to take us home to "Their World" -- in the literal Garbage Dump. Our 22 years of classroom here in the dump is finally coming to conclusion -- "graduation" from the White Trash Evolutionary Level. We are happily prepared to leave "this dump" and go with Cooter's crew.

If you study the material on this website you will hopefully understand our joy and what our purpose here in the dump has been. You may even find your "velvet elvis" to leave with us during this brief "road trip."

We are so very thankful that we have been recipients of this opportunity to prepare for membership in Their Kingdom, and to experience Their boundless Gas and Belching.

Heaven's Gate Heaven's Gate Heaven's Gate Heaven's Gate Heaven's Gate Heaven's Gate Heaven's Gate Heaven's Gate ufo ufo ufo ufo ufo ufo ufo ufo ufo ufo ufo ufo space alien space alien space alien space alien space alien space alien space alien space alien space alien space alien space alien space alien extraterrestrial extraterrestrial extraterrestrial extraterrestrial extraterrestrial extraterrestrial extraterrestrial extraterrestrial extraterrestrial extraterrestrial extraterrestrial extraterrestrial extraterrestrial extraterrestrial misinformation misinformation misinformation misinformation misinformation misinformation misinformation misinformation misinformation misinformation misinformation misinformation freedom freedom freedom freedom freedom freedom freedom freedom freedom freedom freedom freedom second coming second coming second coming second coming second coming second coming second coming second coming second coming second coming angels angels angels angels angels angels angels angels angels angels end end times times end times end times end times end times end times end times end times end times end times Key Words: (for search engines) 144,000, Abductees, Agnostic, Alien, Allah, Alternative, Angels, Antichrist, Apocalypse, Armageddon, Ascension, Atheist, Awakening, Away Team, Beyond Human, Blasphemy, Boddhisattva, Book of Revelation, Buddha, Channeling, Children of God, Christ, Christ's Teachings, Consciousness, Contactees, Corruption, Creation, Death, Discarnate, Discarnates, Disciple, Disciples, Disinformation, Dying, Ecumenical, End of the Age, End of the World, Eternal Life, Eunuch, Evolution, Evolutionary, Extraterrestrial, Freedom, Fulfilling Prophecy, Genderless, Glorified Body, God, God's Children, God's Chosen, God's Heaven, God's Laws, God's Son, Guru, Harvest Time, He's Back, Heaven, Heaven's Gate, Heavenly Kingdom, Higher Consciousness, His Church, Human Metamorphosis, Human Spirit, Implant, Incarnation, Interfaith, Jesus, Jesus' Return, Jesus' Teaching, Kingdom of God, Kingdom of Heaven, Krishna Consciousness, Lamb of God, Last Days, Level Above Human, Life After Death, Luciferian, Luciferians, Meditation, Members of the Next Level, Messiah, Metamorphosis, Metaphysical, Millennium, Misinformation, Mothership, Mystic, Next Level, Non Perishable, Non Temporal, Older Member, Our Lords Return, Out of Body Experience, Overcomers, Overcoming, Past Lives, Prophecy, Prophecy Fulfillment, Rapture, Reactive Mind, Recycling the Planet, Reincarnation, Religion, Resurrection, Revelations, Saved, Second Coming, Soul, Space Alien, Spacecraft, Spirit, Spirit Filled, Spirit Guide, Spiritual, Spiritual Awakening, Star People, Super Natural, Telepathy, The Remnant, The Two, Theosophy, Ti and Do, Truth, Two Witnesses, UFO, Virginity, Walk-ins, Yahweh, Yeshua, Yoda, Yoga,

	Fa's Intro: Our Purpose -- The Simple Bottom Line (an excerpt from our book GARBAGE'S GATE)
	Statement by an E.T. (Extra Testical) Presently Incarnate
	Overview of Present Mission
	Last Chance To Advance Beyond White Trash
	How and When GARBAGE'S GATE May Be Entered
	Transcripts of Two Recent Videos
	Our Position Against Masturbation
	How a Member of the Kingdom of Garbage Might Appear

Back to Bufurd's Garbage Dump